I realize that I have made my name as ‘that flash fiction author’ or, alternatively, ‘that guy with the odd shaped head.’ However, there is another side to me, my hidden side. My inner novelist. Sometimes novelist comes to the surface and writes a book. One such incident occurred in the early aughts. I wrote the novel Thomas Granger.
Now, by the miracle of the internet, you can buy Thomas Granger to have for your very own. You will thrill along as Rusty Rogers goes off to Fabian University to take some Business courses. You can marvel over his first sips of beer and his first drinking game. You can be slightly shocked when he attracts a girlfriend. You can be somewhat confused when his professor meets his untimely demise several chapters in. You can puzzle over who may have committed such a heinous act. You’ll … ok, I’m out of verbs of what you’ll do.
Here’s the cliff’s notes version in case you are assigned Thomas Granger for a book report. Rusty Rogers goes to Fabian University and is having a predictable (dull) college experience until he meets this guy Thomas Granger. Thomas is kind of an odd sort but Rusty’s life will never be the same after they become friends. Their professor dies and Thomas is framed for the deed. Meanwhile, Rusty is pledging a fraternity and trying to date Karen Fern. You will learn more than you wanted to know about fraternities and pledging and drinking games. You’ll also be there for the exciting conclusion when we find out who the killer really is. Is it Thomas? Well no, probably not or I wouldn’t have named the book after him. You’ll have to read that part or at best you’ll pull a C on your book report.
“Dan, how do I buy this masterpiece?” You are surely asking. Well, simply go here and all will be revealed…
